Weird Workout Videos – JonTron

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In this episode, Jon tries to workout and fails but you already knew that WOW WHAT A SPOILER
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
God - Hot Dog Wizard
Eva JM Smith - Jonny Jon's Gamer Zone Girl
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Assistant - Andrew Reynoso
Set Design - Lynell Vinuya
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Caption:
Hey guys now that you're done stuffing . yourselves with thanksgiving leftovers . why not earn some extra cash and gift. cards to buy you know shoes and food and . iphones with swag bucks earn rewards by . taking research surveys watching videos. playing games or even shopping online . click the link right there at the top of . my description box and start earning . extra cash and gift cards right away and . lastly i'd like to thank swagbucks for . sponsoring this video and helping me . bring you the content you love thanks . swagbucks i know you've probably heard . it before and you're still not happy . hearing it again but this is what the . ideal male body looks like this is peak . performance i work hard and i play . harder it's because of the way that i . work and play that affords me the kind . of lifestyle you all could only dream up . you're looking at the culmination of my . optimal life choices friend no need to . be jealous it's a long way down from . here and i pity those i've known fallen . by the wayside got to make sure to keep . my energy levels up at all time lest i . spontaneously die one more those sick . frankie dogs please the strange hot dog . wizard was clearly sick of seeing me. succeed how could he understand. [music]. all right maybe he's got a bit of a . point perhaps i'm not in the kind of . shape i thought i was in so i've decided . to watch some workout tapes to try and . shed some of the weight speaking of . workout videos i always thought these . things were so weird whoever actually . used one of these even the relatively . normal ones seemed like the work of . lunatics you always see it in movies and . stuff but i don't know a single person . who's actually used one of these hey . they must have sold at one point . otherwise they wouldn't have made so . many today we're gonna be reviewing some . of the weirdest workout videos i could . find out there because hey go big or go . home all right . let's begin. [music]. all right first up we got prancercise a . fitness revolution okay this is this . ain't your average fitness . it's about self-expression it's about . nonviolent . it's about conservation it's about three . things that i don't know how they're . related to each other or related to . exercise or horses so in their own words . prancercise registered is defined as a . springy rhythmic way of moving forward . similar to a horse's gait this form of . movement along with dietary and . spiritual principles can create the most . satisfying holistic and successful . bullshit program one could hope to . experience men you don't even have to be . good in this world you've got to put . words together in a funny way here we go . let's do prancercise registered hello . i'm joanna rohr back of prancercise llc . hi joanna . based on your website i bet you're. totally not gonna say something insane . right now got my ankle weights in place . and my musics ready so let's stop . talking and do some walking what stop . talking . joanna you've been talking to me for . like three seconds you're like here's . the four principles stand and let's go. from the website you made it sound like . there was a lot more to it than that . joanna but let's see show me . let's prance . oh my god for real that's it what is . playing is it's the same few measures. from sweet home alabama she's channeling . the horse guys she it's clear look at . that look at the way the feet move okay . the arms tourists don't have arms . spiritual holistic downright strange . this is why you don't go to florida . we're trying to saw that state off have . it float into the atlantic okay we don't . want you we don't want you joining your . weird dancing we don't want it so that . was prancercise i'm already feeling a . couple pounds lighter let's move on to . number two . [music]. okay next up we got something called zoo . a keen english okay zucchini is a . japanese television series originally . aired in 1992 in an effort to market . their traditionally unprofitable time . spots and give opportunities to young . creators to express their new ideas one . such program tried to help viewers to . fall asleep while another shown an actor . reading out a well-known novel and . nothing else. zurich in english was born under these . circumstances even the greatest have a . humble beginnings. tomita i too feel very lost in this . negative space park shut up don't say a . word i hey i can't find fault with that . so who am i i'm just i'm just friendly . john who am i now who am i now . it could happen just like that you won't . even see it coming it just had that's . why you gotta be careful you better have . watch new york in english so you could . figure out how the fuck you respond of . this cuz even we don't know we speak the . language. [music]. spare me my life spare me my life zurich . in english i have a bad case of diarrhea . i have a bad case of diarrhea . thanks dude thanks really thanks for . letting us know how much you think he . got paid to say that he didn't sound he . didn't sound like his heart was in it i . have a bad case of diarrhea all right so . that's zucchini english i don't think we . need to see any more of that we got that . all right what's next . next up we've got something called a . young at heart body conditioning with a . stealth this is actually estelle getty . from golden girls so this should be . pretty good . hello i'm estelle getty between you and . me i wasn't always the fitness goddess . you see here today this positive . attitude took work you're gonna have to . go a little harder than that okay you . want to see self deprecation just to . come me in the morning in the mirror . okay no one's there to see it what . happens who wants to look like this . still come on no need to be rude you . think i chose this i'm just here to do . some fucking jumping jacks as people . grow older they get small if i got any . smalley's mistake me for a peanut . absolutely unlikely well here's a peanut . who is determined not to get any smaller . you sure this is a workout video my . exercise program was created by rafael . pico he's very successful he's also a . full-time french heart i still don't get . we don't get weird on mia still i wanted . a raphael . here comes raphael yeomans perez on this . stuff oh please i could live inside one . of your thighs estelle what does that . mean people don't say that estelle we . don't talk about living inside someone's . thigh raphael astray the number of . senior citizens yeah i like him i like i . feel like you're really encroaching iris . tells everything that's the size program . improved muscle strength flexibility . bone density and first two could get . them tiger i want to see you like that . estelle don't want it you're like my. grandma thunder okay let's go for it . exercise seemed to improve everything . can even improve your sex life i'd like . to correct the room with its . citizens are not having sex we are we . just having it slow up come to think of . it that's pretty good thank you for . being afraid i don't like this one bit . please just go back to hanging out be . arthur. [music]. our next one is ma rico takahashi's . fitness video for being appraised as the . next fat girl are you going to human . appraisals and they're just like x . factor i can see it a little bit extra . skin i see you can't hide it from me . tape it back how do you get a praise as . an ex fat grow the hell's that even mean . hi i'm mai rico takahashi fuck get some . sorta it's like a tumor disorder i don't . know if anyone's want to come. point-blank point that out like did you . notice your fucking deformed how do you . notice that we'll be building muscular . strength that's what this video is about . beauty and strength this is connected to . everything in life thing for everyone . feel like this is something from a . fucking jrpgs a boss battle how do they . even get the dogs to look that realistic . it looks too good is it like cg or . they've just been like grafted on to . these midgets what is a bunch of . children with dogs heads grafted on it's. weird you see stuff like this all the . time and you're like who had the time to . think of this and then make it i'm . surprised i haven't tried this earlier . i'll give this a shot all right let's do . this. are you coming huh. we got a workout i can join that you . feel on the fitness have you peed on me . it's possible official worldwide olympic. partner responds on my panasonic so this . is an actual olympic thing different . strokes for different dogs huh . okay we've had our fun alright we've had . we've had our games but now it's time to . get serious okay now we're going for the . crowning jewel in the workout pantheon . okay we got the marky-mark workout . featuring mark actual walberg i don't i . don't even know what to say but it's a . mark walberg workout video so without . further ado yo oh fucking pancakes . somebody comes up to you in the morning . and says fuck you pancakes you just you . get your ass out of bed okay this is . really motivating me seeing a man . reluctantly get out of bed - i don't eat. a pancake really i don't think has been . exercised mentioned yet unless his pecs . being in shot counts as a mention what's . good marky mark lounge in here with rich . men from gold's gym this was no . handshakes in the video the biggest . question people ask me is why am i doing . a fitness video . oh god its sofa where you know i'm a . rapper you know but um i've been into . fitness for a while i've learned a lot . in person he's gotta look back and be so . proud of italy key in on the on the . strong points which is for focus and . determination mark i don't think a . keying in on anything might be key in . some cars with your hoodlum friends so . valid for keys with you for focus . determination non-violence punch of . vietnamese man's eyes out there really . happened by the way let's that was . mark's first career i've accomplished a . lot you know people always ask me you . know about running around in my . underwear and trying to sell my body do . people ask you about that mark concerned . ask the curious ask what kind of ask but . i think i've accomplished a lot of a lot . proud of so you know why not share with . people the important thing to remember . is just starting with you that that is . the face of a man trying to figure out . how mark wahlberg's got a workout video . he's just staring straight down at it . smart. i understand it's shameless but christ . wow sup mr. monk peacock d i'm done . working out i love mark while you love . you mark wahlberg i love you it's only . love a little bit of hatred . look i can't judge all right i remember . when i went through this phase in my . career welcome to johnny john's game . zone we got some of the best games out . there some of the most mediocre workouts . you ever seen yeah i like to look on . that one . y'all babe let me spot you while you get . that come on get that right in oh yeah . love level four on this want fortress . great level by the way i know if another . to play a game we could play. super smash brothers now all right . moment of truth see if i lost any weight . [music]. [applause]. looks like some things never change . oh my god. actually yes sir i don't give you more . anymore halted because the one no-bid . unhealthy. [music]. .
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