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Return to space for the movie that made the Alien franchise officially have more bad movies than good - Alien Covenant!
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Voiceover Narration by Jon Bailey: http://youtube.com/jon3pnt0
Title design by Robert Holtby

Series Created by Andy Signore - http://twitter.com/andysignore & Brett Weiner
Executive Producer - Andy Signore
Producers - Dan Murrell, Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Michael Bolton, Christina Kline
Written by Spencer Gilbert, Joe Starr, Dan Murrell & Andy Signore
Edited by Kevin Williamsen and TJ Nordaker

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The following trailer is rated as for . spoilers. from ridley scott one of the best . directors working today and also one of . the worst comes the sixth film in the . franchise that makes it official there . are now more bad ailing movies than good . ones. muah-muah alien covenant when ridley . scott wanted to wank about the meaning. of life or two hours . he gave us prometheus now he's back with . a good old-fashioned alien flick that. returns to its sci-fi horror roots until. it takes a sharp left turn into the same . wank job territory as the last one my . name is ozymandias king of kings. no caught in my walks much i'm spat say . the android poetry for blade runner damn . it i want a short haired girl in a tank . top. hiding a xenomorph who killed it by . sucking it is the vacuum of space now . that's the alien i remember in a . franchise full of unforgettable . characters experience a chapter where no . one stands out except maybe kenny powers . that's heart attack and meet the crew of . the covenant married couple so you'll . completely forget or married until . someone says my wife never heard my wife . scared before. behave yourself with my wife live with. my wife fitz cheer as this gaggle of . idiots are picked off one by one for . their terrible decisions like aborting. their mission because they heard a john . denver's all sinful as john said for not . wearing protection on a foreign planet . opening quarantine rooms with killer . aliens in them shooting at your own fuel . tanks. having shower sex in a horror movie . slipping in the same blood puddle twice . trusting a robot who clearly loves . aliens and sticking your face over an. alien egg because that same robot told . you to thankful why would you look in . the egg no maybe these aren't colonists . the earth is a secret program to deport . the world's biggest morons forget the . humans as you spend most of your time in . freshman philosophy class with the . androids walter and david michael . fassbender jack and jill sit as both . characters playing to slight variations . on a pretentious literature professor. who wrote osmond yes fire shelley who . are both so full of themselves they . literally can't keep their fingers off . each other's flute . well this is a long flute sequence. seriously so much weird i did not expect . to associate the alien franchise with . flute playing but well here we are might . as well enjoy it . watch me i'll do the fingering . experience a bad sci-fi script in the . hands of a visual genius as you soak up . shot after epic shot while ignoring how . all the tech looks way more advanced in . its prequel and thrill as cgi lets you . finally see the xenomorphs move around. in full daylight which just looks wrong . let's see batman at the beach what's . next. cgi ripley you see when you're river . song that with a $2. 00 technics so that . may be feasible no so enjoy a film that . wants you to ask questions like who are . we and why are we here but we'll have . you asking questions like why should i . care why are critical plot scenes on . youtube and not in the movie and wait . how many more of these are they going to . make as this latest installment gives . alien the same prestige is the . terminator franchise in that the first . two were classics and it's all been . downhill from there. that's the seal starring data and lord . ripley believe me she's not almost made . it. eastbound and dumb james franco's std . and me when i hear six more alien movies . are coming out alien 5 prometheus - i'll . say it best sci-fi flick work since . picard hey screen junkies don't miss any . honest trailers be sure to push the bell . icon below to get alerts whenever a new . trailer is available chaos is a ladder . the emoji movie was the most fascinating . and gripping character-driven . masterpiece i have ever seen did . somebody order a sasquatch . i know what i must yabba dabba doo i'm . sitting in my mother's basement and a . clown outfit just waiting for my nachos . to be ready. .
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