4 Life Hacks that Will Ruin Your Life

Life Hack: Don’t pay attention to, like, 80% of life hacks. They’re garbage. As are these four pieces of conventional wisdom.
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Looking for some useful life hacks well . you're in the wrong place because right . now we're gonna talk about some of the . popular life hack advice that are not. only useless but possibly harmful more . like life whacks am i right yeah anyway . oh no it's the day before your wedding . school picture day our murder trial and . you have a huge sit on your forehead . don't panic just stick a big glob of . toothpaste on that sucker and in the . morning you'll be flat as kansas weirdly . enough toothpaste is meant for your . teeth not your skin dermatologists say . toothpaste can cause irritation redness . and lasting marks sadly there's no fool . proves it busting remedy be gentle with . your skin harsh scrubbing and . overtreating can make things worse using . an over-the-counter acne spot treatment. with benzoyl peroxide or salicylic acid . and washing your face with a gentle . cleanser is your best bet and if you . have painful persistent acne visit . dermatologists they didn't earn a degree . poking at pustules for nothing. so you're at the beach when a jellyfish . gives you a big stinging welt you may be . pissed off but this hack says you should . be pissed on according to the hack urine . neutralizes the jellyfish sting. turns out fourteen-year-old boys are not . medical experts peeing on a jellyfish . sting will not be soothing your welt . will hurt just as much except now you're . covered in pee jellyfish stings consists . of a neurotoxic venom that is not . deactivated by urine also don't scrape . at the wound this causes a greater . release of venom pour some vinegar on . the sting instead it's not as gross as . urine and it will actually have an . effect vinegar blocks nee mitosis the . venom secreting capsules a jellyfish. deploys with its tentacles so if you're . full of piss and vinegar and ready to . fight some jellyfish maybe skip the piss . part you're in your bathroom when you . hear a loud plop it's not the sound of . your bowels properly functioning but . your phone dropping into the toilet now . that your phone is soaked hopefully with . just water what do you do a common life . hack suggest you drop it in a bowl of. dry rice the rice like a bunch of tiny . sponges will soak the toilet water right . out of your phone it's unlikely the rice . is actually doing anything phone . recycling company and tech blog . gazelle. com. conducted an informal experiment . waterlogging a bunch of phones and . sticking them in rice the rice was found . to be one of the worst remedies it even . lost a kitty litter the rice remedy only . appears to work because it prevents . people from turning on their phones . after getting it soaked waiting for the . moisture in your phone to evaporate . before powering it on prevents the . delicate parts from short-circuiting the . best way to resuscitate a drowned phone . is to immediately turn it off dry it as . much as possible and leave it under a . lamp or fan to encourage evaporation. resist the urge to turn it back on for . at least 24 hours if you get anxious . while waiting distract yourself by . playing on your foot oh wait crap ear . candling is a technique of lighting a . hollow candle and placing the unlit end . in the ear practitioners claim this . costs a pressure vacuum that sucks up . all the toxins in the ear canal . it's hail to secure for swimmers here . tinnitus ear pain dizziness and more . medical experts and the fda warned that . ear candling has no health benefit and. can be dangerous burning hot wax and the . delicate inner workings of the ear. apparently do not mix also the gunk . practitioners find inside the candle is . not earwax or toxins but has instead . been found to be residue from the candle . itself for the most part you should . avoid sticking anything in your ear even . cotton swabs if you want to clean your . ears you can use some gentle baby oil or . ear . wax removal drops so the next time . someone tells you to stick a burning . candle in you ear say sorry i can't hear . you i ruined my eardrums with hot wax . after listening to dumb advice hey. thanks for watching that video if you . want to subscribe please hit the big c . in the middle if you want to watch . another video please click one of the . links on the right and if you want to . get notifications from youtube every . time you have a new video click the . little bell icon and they will send you . a notification every time you put up a . new one . .
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