Buying Clothes

If I spend $40 on jeans I expect it to last for the rest of my life. My belt is a shoe-lace.
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Hey man have you ever noticed that we . wear the exact same clothes every day we . don't we don't wear any clothes what if . we're both just a cartoon character and . that's why our clothing is the same . that's impossible . cartoon characters mouth smooth we just . open our mouths and words start coming . out hey guys did you see my brand new . rolex are you jealous . doesn't your phone tell the time maybe . he never noticed that his phone has a . clock in it no one buys a rolex to tell . the time i can't even read this people . buy rolex is too indirectly tell . everyone how much money we can throw . away on useless objects hey look what my . watch can do ring ring hello . you'll never believe what brian just . bought what do you buy oh . watch really what a nerd oh brian i'm . the kind of person who doesn't really . care about my outward appearance a lot . of times in high school we talked about . having a healthy self-image of ourselves . and teachers would say stuff like don't . listen to the people who call you ugly . you're beautiful and all i could think . was there's people saying i'm ugly for . the most part i haven't really tried to . even learn anything about fashion most . of the time when i get dressed in the . morning i wear just whatever's the . cleanest like i don't even know my pant . size because i wear basketball shorts . all the time i think i'm a medium my . parents taught me the value of hard work . by making me pay for all my clothes and . i am a hundred percent on board with . that parenting technique i think even . the super super rich parents should . still make their kids buy their own . clothes because if you just buy your . child anything they want then they're . going to turn into a whole so just . expect everything without having to work . hard those are the types of kids who . grow up to flex all their money on . people and who leave their basketball . cards all over the cramped dorm and also . buying your own clothes makes you think . harder about what you're gonna spend . your precious dollars on you don't want . to waste your money so you have to pick . clothes you really like except my mom . told me i couldn't buy anything with . skulls on them she said they were too . edgy and you know what . fair enough mom looking back i'm glad i . skipped that emo edgy phase but why . didn't you let me express my true self . thank you for not letting me do that in . the seventh grade i went through in i . need to look cool phase and one time i. saved up quite a bit of money so me and . my mom went on a shopping spree at . kohl's hashtag not sponsored i was going. to impress everyone i was gonna look so . cool with my brand-new two pairs of . jeans . i'll get this normal blue pair and then. the exact same pair just in case i. spilled ketchup on the first pair that's . another reason why i'm pro have your . kids pay for their own clothes so that . way they learn how expensive clothes . shopping is seriously two pairs of jeans . was seventy dollars do you know how many . pokemon cards i could have bought . probably enough to make my own pair of . polka pants and that's when i learned. about the magical land of goodwill at . goodwill you could buy mediocre . questionably stained looking jeans for a. fourth of the price of kohl's and since . i had to buy all my clothes and i was . unemployed i was at goodwill every other . saturday for that half off deal you're . at goodwill and everything's half off . that's like a double sale people here's . the thing typically clothes stores have . a certain style they specialize in. tilly's you know you're gonna get that . hip la style clothes at old navy you . know you're gonna get that white boy . white by ohio look in h&m . you know you're gonna get demonetised . but when you step inside your local . goodwill you don't know what you're . getting you get every style of clothing . all in one place i got my favorite . t-shirt from goodwill i even wore it to . this panel at vidcon . you know the panel where i didn't even . talk into the microphone so you couldn't . hear half the word they said the people . they're gross cutie ism purpos'd yeah . yeah no that's true that's true you . don't know who else has worn your . clothing but then again you could be . wearing something that was also worn by . the odd ones out yeah that's right i . donate my clothes to goodwill reduce . reuse recycle baby why would someone . make a pair of pants out of pokemon . cards and give it away i'm not saying . don't buy expensive clothing buy . whatever you want to buy and can't . afford if there's two shirts one is $40 . and one is $5 and you really really like . the $40 shirt and hate the $5 one you . should get the $40 shirt because you'll . end up wearing it more often so you get . more use out of it in economics there's . a term. used to measure how much happiness a . product will give you and it's called. utils sometimes buying more expensive . things will give you more util sub . happiness so it's worth it to buy . expensive clothing but for me i get way . more util spying a shirt for $5 you . cannot put a price on all the eagles and . oodles of noodles i get for wearing a . shirt i like for five dollars you can . wear your supreme ease and your . ambercrombie oohs or whatever all you . want i just don't think it makes a lot . of sense spending that much money on a. white t-shirt with an iron-on logo . there's no material in that shirt that . makes it as expensive as it is oh never . mind what you're really doing is paying . for the name-brand so you might as well . staple two $20 bills to your shirt and . write in sharpie look everyone i got $40 . but again if you like the design of a . white shirt and a red rectangle then you . be happy wearing it i'm not telling you . what to wear but i will tell you this . don't judge someone based on their . clothing that's like the most shallow . thing a person can do even if someone is . wearing old hand-me-downs or a really . expensive name-brand t-shirt don't treat . people differently because of their . clothing there's a certain youtuber . going around i'm not gonna say any names . but i will draw pictures who's teaching . kids that their value as a person is . correlated to the amount of money they . spend on clothing don't do that . okay real talk over now school uniforms . people who support school uniforms say . that uniforms are better because then . the students don't have to think about . what they're going to wear the next day . because everyone has to wear the same . outfit but like i already don't think . about what i'm wearing that's probably . why i'm naked right now okay that's not . entirely true i'm not just gonna walk . outside wearing up i don't know a pink . poncho i have standards i just buy all . the cheap clothing i think looks nice in . high school i mostly wore solid color . v-neck t-shirts and one time a kid on . the very last day of school told me. james you always wear a solid color . v-neck t-shirts you're like a cartoon . character that's what i'm going for . i've always wanted to be a cartoon i . don't think you realize how much i love . cartoons one time i bought those shoes . with the really fat tongues i thought . they looked cool but they certainly . didn't feel . cool they didn't have any support for my . soul i couldn't go running in them so . what was even the point and apparently . you're not supposed to tie the laces of . those shoes i'm not sure someone just . told me hey man you know you're not . supposed to tie the laces of those shoes . right so i had to bury the laces inside . my shoe and i was constantly stepping on . the sharp aglets and all the cool kids . saw my shoes and said hey james those . are some pretty fat tongues you got . there do you want to come sit at our . lunch table and i said no being cool . sucks so now i wear tennis shoes . everywhere some of you watching are in . 7th or 8th grade right now and you might . be going through your own i need to look . cool faze and i just want to say to you . little young uns you don't need to . impress or prove yourself to anyone wear . whatever makes you happy . and that you can afford and you still . have to follow the schools dress code . which is the whole other can of worms . i'm not encouraging anyone to break the . rules okay all i'm saying is at the end . of the day what really matters is that . you're in seventh grade nothing you do . will make you cool i'm sorry everyone . regret seventh grade okay just start . putting on deodorant do the homework . you'll get through this . oh man what a neat video that i made. sorry it's been a while since i've done . an end card i've been traveling and . speedrunning the moral of this video is . that you shouldn't judge people based on . their clothing and you should make your . kids pay for their own clothes that's a . that's a really good parenting technique . i think my parents were very smart doing . that especially since they had five kids . how do you pay for the clothes of five . children and give them all an allowance . the answer is you don't so i just wanted . to reiterate the real moral of this . video and that is don't judge someone . based on their clothing and that goes . for both sides like don't think someone . is automatically really cool for wearing . super nice clothes and don't think . someone is really lame for wearing like . old hand-me-downs thanks again to the . wonderful people who colored the . pictures in this video everyone check . them out link in the description now i . can't make a whole video talking about . clothes without plugging my merch store . i'll just talk about t-shirts have made . me realize that i should probably update . my merch store and as of recording this . i have not made any new designs yet but . if i make some before this video comes . out then wow look at the . so be sure to check out the merch store . cuz i'm gonna be adding designs at some . point and remember that no matter what . you wear you should always wear your . seat belt . .

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