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Okay class spell wednesday uh i i don't . know how to spell wednesday well james . just sound it out oh okay so like this . no james it's wed nest day you said . sounded out that's how you sounded out . hahaha you think you have it bad do is . spelled with sin x hahahahahaha i think . it comes to no surprise that i'm . terrible at spelling i feel like . everyone in life falls into two. categories either you're good at math . and bad at reading or you're weird and . if you've seen my other videos you know . that i'm a math boy my mom told me that . i have dyslexia because she has dyslexia . and i have all the symptoms but we never . got that diagnosed by a doctor so bad . you can't make me take my meds mom a lot . of times what i do to cover up the fact . that i spell lower than a first grade. level is i will purposely misspell words . to the point where it's obviously a joke . you thought i was doing that to be funny . but it's actually because i have zero . self confidence in my spelling and i . don't want anyone to point out my . mistakes i mentioned this in a different . video but in elementary school i was put . into an honors program and everyone had . to take spelling tests a great ahead of . their level and by everyone i mean . everyone except me because i failed . every single spelling test so i had to . take spelling tests that were on level . you every week when we took a spelling . test i would have to move to the back of . the classroom and the teacher would . stand right next to me she'd call out . everyone else's word which had like. eight syllables like . antidisestablishmentarianism and then . she turned to me and give me my on level . word james your word is cat also one . year our class status spelling me and. everyone had to participate and like i . didn't even care that i was the first . one out hey that's almost my name . another thing that i mentioned in a . pretty old video is that i used to have . a speech impediment when i was little i . couldn't pronounce my ahs and i talked . like dis i'm good now obviously so every . other day during school i had to go to a . speech therapy class and one day the. teacher who taught me how to point out . my odds i'll call her mrs. kool-aid . gave me this sheet of paper with a bunch . of wayne drops brain drops on it and she . said for every rain. drop on this page say the word raindrop . but then she just left the room and i . said huh well i'm not gonna do this . i didn't say wayne drop a single time . cuz like no one was even there no one . would have seen me not saying wayne drop . so why would i do something that i . didn't want to do but then the funny . part is when she came back she asked are . you finished saying your raindrops no . well how many did you say i didn't say . any you stupid child i told her the . truth for some reason i don't know why . it was probably the easiest lie in my . life to get away with but that's why i . remember this story i'm still mad at . myself for telling the truth and i gotta . say raindrop a bunch of times in front . of her and she would only go to the next . wayne drop until i said it right and it . was terrible really hurt my feelings . since i was struggling with reading and . spelling i had to get an iep an . incredible excellent personality which. meant i had to go to a special class . where a little bit during school and the . teacher who taught this class was none . other than mrs. kool-aid oh yeah i don't. know why i said it like that i don't . remember anyone ever telling me i was . put into a special needs class i just . remember going into speech therapy every. other day and then those classes slowly . morphed into teaching me how to read and . spell i don't know i thought reading . this book would have helped me talk to . buddha two other kids were in the . reading class with me and i remember the. day when reading for me just clicked us . three were given a simple sentence to . read it was about bees it was so simple. it was literally just to defend their . high from wasps bees don't sting the. wasp instead they all crowd around the . wasp and flap their wings to raise their . body temperature heating up the wasp . until it dies and then mrs. kool-aid . asked us okay how do bees defend against . wasps and the other two kids said they . sting them and i said what no you mow . wands didn't you weed this oh the words . on this paper i've meaning when placed . in a certain order convey information . also i never want to get hugged by a bee . so i was in these classes all the way . until the sixth grade i was getting . better at reading i still wasn't great . but i was getting better at it . and one day mrs. kool-aid said you know . james you should try competing in the . battle of the books battle of the books . battle of the books . finally reading sounds fun at my school . battle of the books was this competition . where students were given a list of four . books to read within a time limit of . like two months i don't remember how . long it was and after however many . months it was the contestants would sit . in an auditorium and take turns . answering questions about the books and . whoever got the most questions right . would get a pizza party and that's where . the battle part comes in we'd kill each . other for pizza and then there were two . more rounds each with four more books so . there was a total of 12 books you had to . read and we were allowed to be with a . partner so my partner was tj hey tj do . you remember battle the books yeah man . it was great now you're probably . thinking that four books in two months . isn't that hard especially since they're . kids books but as someone who didn't . read any books on my own outside of . school it was a challenge but i . discovered a way to cheat the system i . discovered something called audiobooks . instead of having to sit still and read . the book i could just have someone read . the book to me and it would get through . the book so much faster i'd be able to . read a book in about eight hours as . opposed to reading a book never cuz i . would never be able to finish a book on . my own . and it was actually able to understand . what was going on i legitimately thought . that listening to audiobooks was . cheating because of how well it worked . so i never told anyone my secret until . just now please don't tell anyone . also i didn't just turn on an audiobook . and start playing video games no ice at . my bed next to the cd player and . followed along with the book and . sometimes i even took notes i've wanted . to talk about my love for audiobooks for . so long but i can't because then people . will think i'm getting paid by a certain . company but i'm not and i'll prove it. instead of wasting your money on quality . audiobooks made by professionals you . guys should all check out librivox. org. where you can listen to free public . domain audiobooks which means there's . only old timey classical books on it . like aesop's fables which in my opinion . is all you need. anyway teacher and i did the battle of . the books and for one of the rounds tj . was sick so i had to answer the . questions all by myself and i never . forgave him for that and also the whole . time i was keeping track of everyone's . points and me and tj got the most . questions right my math skills are . finally being useful. i was already craving the pizza after . the last round the teacher said okay . i'll. all the points and let you all know who . the winner is in a couple of weeks but . since i was keeping track of everyone's . score i already knew we won i turned to . tj and i said tj guess what we already . oh this is the realm that you were sick . on how did i not notice that until just . now but then a couple of weeks go by and . i'm not hearing any news about a pizza . party i was expecting to walk into class . one day and there would just be a pile . of pizza boxes waiting for me but that . never happened the teacher in charge of . the competition was the librarian so one . day i went up to her and i asked so uh . did you ever say who won the battle of . the books also my favorite pizza is . barbecue chicken and she said oh these . two fifth graders won so the battle of . the books was for both fifth and sixth . graders i was a sixth grader so i went . to all the sixth grader battles but . apparently there was some lowlife fifth . grader who got every single question . right and stole my pants party and that . taught me a valuable lesson even when . you work hard you don't always get what . you want in life but that's okay because . one day you'll be an adult you can buy . all the pizza you want without having to . read first hello there any of you down . for a game of soccer i mean football . this is a hundred percent james this . isn't someone else doing the end card . this is me this is james i would never . ask someone else to make an end card for . me because i was too lazy you guys . should check out the channel get get mad. get mad. am i pronouncing that right he helps me . out in my videos for my second channel . that's right i have a second channel . with four total of six videos . khanum six six videos and also as per . usual i need to thank my colorist who . made this video look absolutely amazing . thanks guys i appreciate it . everyone go watch these guys as videos . for a solid four thousand hours . including matt's matt matt's and as . always water stream safe whereas our . triskin strap up if you're going on a . bumpy ride wait that's that's not you at . all buckle up now that's a way to . american oh yeah . wear your seat belt . .

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