Stop Pitching Sketches About Other Cast Members

I’m still sour about her sketch “Whoever Writes Our Youtube Video Descriptions Smells Like Cat Dander And Fart.”
Katie’s sketch pitches are clearly about the other cast members, and they’re far from positive. She tries to pretend they’re not, but Grant’s tears don’t lie.
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CAST
Katie Marovitch
Mike Trapp
Grant O’Brien
Raphael Chestang
Siobhan Thompson
CREW
Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
Writer - Katie Marovitch
Producer - Shane Crown
Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
Editor - Brandon Hauer
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So it's like a little piece of equipment . that you'd see in a science lab and i . i'm looking through it suddenly you can . see it grant are you pitching a . microscope again no don't. okay does anyone else have any other . ideas siobhan you've been out for a year . do you have anything how about if you . want to see something that's really . small no this is a microscope again . people i don't know why we have these . meetings if no one's gonna do any work . does anyone have anything i have some . ideas whoa wait really . yeah oh that's great well let's hear . them okay um my first idea is called guy . who desperately needs a public speaking . class it's just about this guy who . struggles painfully to explain himself. in front of his co-workers oh well what . do you plan on happening in this case i . guess i won't take place during like a . presentation at work maybe for example a . pitch meeting something like that katie . that really sounds like you're talking . about craig no no i'm not it's a . character i'm working on i'm just trying . to workshop it you know if you guys . don't like it i have plenty of other . ideas um here this one's called the . woman who is lucky to have celiacs . because nothing else about her is . interesting katie is this about me i . would you assume that because you know i . have seen the egg it's about somebody . else you're paranoid okay well do you . have any other ideas we already did a . celiac sketch um here's one called . guy who needs to realize wearing a hat . indoors is super bad manners okay and . then what happens i think it's just . about this guy he thinks it's like a . fashion statement to have a hat on but . really he looks dumb and it's something . that he should be wearing all the time . especially not indoors okay that's . clearly about me i'm wearing a hat right . now you don't have any ideas that are . not about us none of those are about you . you wow talk about self centered here i . have a bunch more here's a guy who is . tall but in an uncomfortable way . you wow great conversation katie you're . being very mean to grant you know he . can't help it woman who has been in . america too long to still have a british . accent fuck you yeah oh fuck you it's . just the way that i speak i'm not doing . a bit this is me this is my voice jeez . louise pc culture guys guys guys come on . okay here we go . um raphael assumes her friends but . really he should you didn't even try to . disguise that when you have raphael in . the title stop okay guys let's all . remember we're all friends here okay . could we just get back to the meeting if . you have a problem with us you should . just say it to our faces instead of . doing this passive-aggressive pitching . about it bullshit my final pitch . terrible and stupid boss can't get . control over his writers okay katy . that's clearly about me no it's not. about you trap yes it is okay okay fine . okay all the sketches are about you . where else am i supposed to get material . from all i see is you i'm just so sick . of all of you i can't stand it anymore . okay well does anyone else have pitches . there isn't a microscope that is not a . microscope all right well i guess we'll . just have to do one of katies oh . so tell me a bit about yourself i have . celiac disease hey folks what can i get . for you i have celiac disease . hi it's katie me rich from collegehumor . if you want to subscribe click over here . and for more fun stuff click over here . and if you want access to college humors . secret site make sure you send your . social security number your credit card . information and your mother's maiden . name in a private message to me . .
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