How to Make Life More Interesting

it includes apples
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Caption: Welcome to 2018 jaden what's different . nothing yet i don't think if you're like . me and don't plan on doing anything . extraordinary this year but still want . to spice things up i have a few . suggestions you know me living life on . the edge . i'm exciting i'm adventurous of course . the best way to make life more . interesting is to induce a variable of . surprise and the unknown in 2017 i . conducted my own apple research i just . ate a bunch of apples here we go i just . got really curious one day there's so . many different types of apples and i . don't know jackrabbit about any of them . did you know there's what the shape did . you know there's 7,500 different. varieties of apples 200 in the us . because that was the first time i . actually googled it . i didn't eat 7500 apples last year but . every week when i went to the grocery . store i'd get a different type of apple . i hadn't had before so i'd be learning . about a new apple every week it sounds . stupid but shut up i learned a lot about . apples you're such a vegan so growing up . mom always got us either fuji or gala . apples which are some of the most common . apples in the u. s. this is all just my . own opinion and research by the way if . you have a different opinion good for . you. gala is pretty much the standard average . apple nothing bad but nothing fantastic . fuji are a bit brighter and flavor and . crisper but they're both good standard. apples to make a constant variable ha . see i learned something in seventh grade . science now yes this is happening . golden delicious are softer and less . sweet than fuji and have more of an . applesauce taste i'm aware of the irony . in that description crips pink or pink . lady apples are firmer than fuji but. more tart. i don't like red delicious they have a . thick skin and mediocre flavor and if . you get a bad one they're super gross . and spongy everyone knows granny smith . she's green and tart sugar bees are a . lot crisper than fuji and like the name . suggests super-sweet a top tier apple . envy tastes pretty much like sugar be . called me apple racist jazz apples were . a disappointment mainly because i . thought the name was cool and the. grocery store had a fun little name tag . for them it didn't taste all that great . ruby frost's no way i'll go faster have . thick skin and they're kind of sour but . not as much as granny smith specific . rows are my favorite and the best apple . if anyone tries to tell you there's a . better apple they're probably right . because they only tried like 15 out of. the 7500 varieties which is like 0. 2% . but these are the ones i buy all the . time now honey crisp apples are crisp . now they're good but they're more . expensive peru apples are really crunchy . and taste like a wheat gala rockets are . super small and have a unique aftertaste . mcintosh are surprisingly super soft and . sweet and tastes nothing like computer . braeburn also known as the worst apple . to ever be genetically created i tried . it for the first time and was like oh . whoa like it's trying to be sweet but . also tart at the same time and it's like . just pick one you're just a dumb apple . apparently they were created by accident . and are a hybrid of granny smith and . lady hamilton so they're not even . supposed to exist . geez granny smith use protection but i . mean to give them credit that's pretty . progressive considering it was the 1950s . apparently braeburn is also a my little . pony character anyway avoided all costs . i hope all the braeburn trees braeburn . and a giant fire and rebirth into . pacific rose ones so now you're an apple . master like me. apple research gave me something to look . forward to each week and isn't very . expensive since their apples i'm also . currently running a similar experiment . on mint gum flavors . if apples aren't good enough for you . then try doing something you normally . wouldn't do but not because you're a new . and improved person just to try and get . a good story out of it if you start . trying to induce good stories eventually . you'll get one when i was still in . college i had to take a service . in class where we had to earn 75 hours . of service from some sort of internship . being paid the one i chose completely on . my own not because it was the closest to . campus and i didn't have a car it's . working as a teacher's aide at a. children's montessori don't know what a . montessori is me neither when i took the . internship it's a children's school . where the teachers focus more on letting . the kids learn things on their own more . naturally than traditional teaching . methods in elementary schools wait jaden . this sounds interesting can you explain . a bit more nope i'm moving on so the . main reason i chose the montessori not . including the location was because kids . are funny and there would be some great . stories to come from babysitting a . classroom of kindergarten to third . graders six hours a week for a whole . semester i applied to the montessori and . scheduled an interview i've never had a . real job before so i was super nervous . and didn't know what to expect . the head teacher miss frizzy which isn't . her real name greeted me actually no . first i didn't know where the front door . was like i went up to the door that i . thought was the entrance but it was . locked so i called the number they gave . me and they said just go through the . gate and i didn't know where the gate . was but it ended up being around the . side of the building and the gates were . all closed so i thought i'd have to hop . the fence to get into the school but it . would look super sketchy to see a . college student hopping a gate to force . their way into a children's montessori . but i figured it out so i met miss . frizzy but not in our own room if it's . in the middle of the kids class time . when they're all running around with . books and puzzles she was like hey then . nice to meetcha and pulled out a kid's . chair because they didn't have anything . else i sat down and my knee is crunched . up to my chin it was a lot more casual . than i thought it was gonna be and . probably should have been there was one . part where she was like do you have . first-aid training you legally need to. have that if you want to work with . children and i will not confirm nor deny . the possible first-aid training in . question but yeah we might have brushed . over that one anyway i got the . internship arrived the first day and no . one told me what to do i was like hi how . can i help and also how does everything . work because i know nothing. oh yeah just help the kids if they need . help oh okay then for the majority of . the internship i was stressed out and . anxious because for three hours every . time i went in i felt . i had no purpose except walk around and . smile at kids occasionally i'd help one. find a puzzle piece but those were. exciting days also two kids didn't even . speak english like what am i supposed to . do when a kids crying i ask what's wrong . and i get come on mijo . for an hour the kids would have lunch . and then go outside to play and that was . more manageable because i just had to . make sure none of them back flipped off . swings or something dumb i could also . pass the time and prevent insanity by . sweeping sand off the pavement my . favorite memory by far when i was there. was when a kid got stuck in a bucket we . just here help to help and look over to . a kid upside down turtle with his butt . in a pail pathetic. so what can you take away from this . video braeburn apples were an accidental . hybrid love child of two apples and kids . are incompetent at life same with a few . little tweaks it isn't hard to spice up . your life now go out and get yourself a . funny story also one day at the . montessori i kid pooped on the sidewalk . happy practically end of january sorry i . haven't been able to get more videos out . lately life hits you hard bro i'd like . to thank dave from boyinaband sister . hannah for the little japanese boys . voice that was actual japanese she . taught herself japanese in her free time. she told me the translation and i'm not . gonna tell you little easter egg for the . people who teach themselves japanese or. already know it i'd like to thank my . expert animators again for helping out. with scenes people have been noticing . hey that scene looks a bit different and . that's because we've got some other . people helping out i've said it before . it's not a secret their links are always . in the description and they're all . really talented i'm still looking for . some extra permanent people because . right now it's relatively casual if you . or someone you know has a style that can . fit well with the videos send me a . portfolio at actually let's let's do . jayden animations animator at gmail. com . yeah . no promises i'll be able to respond to . your email last time i asked. for pet photos twitter blew up and . everything in my notifications were just. pet photos for a solid week it's not the . same but just a disclaimer i also forgot . that i also tried opel apples and . they're really good imo ok i think . that's all thanks for the patience bye . .

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